Chasing napkins at 3 a.m

Ever try to outrun a cocktail napkin on the main aisle when the AC kicks on — at 3:07 a.m. I’m speed-mopping cranberry splashes between slots while my dustpan plays goalie — any other cleanup crew got a winning move for the napkin stampede?

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I keep a tiny spray bottle and give the aisle a quick mist from the windward side — weights the paper so the ‘napkin stampede’ stalls, then a squeegee broom pushes it clean. If misting’s a no-go near slots, rub a dryer sheet along your dustpan lip to kill the static; turns the greyhound into a lap dog. You tried either of those, or got a better goalie move?

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When the AC kicks in at 3:07, I turn my dustpan into a windbreak — hold it upright toward the vent, pin the nearest runner with my toe, then drop the pan flat and scoop; , saves me from the “napkin stampede.” If they still skitter, a quick rub of a dryer sheet on the broom kills static. Anyone tried a mini grabber clip so you’re not fishing between slots?

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I keep an extendable grabber in the cart and when the ‘3:07 a.m.’ gust hits I snag the leading edge mid-air, drag it onto the pan, then stomp once to pin. Tiny caveat: watch for stray TITO tickets stuck underneath so you don’t toss a small jackpot. Ever try a cheap grabber or is that overkill?

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