Ever notice how the casino floor is always spick and span right before a big game? I swear, I spend more time talking to my broom than to actual people during my shift. It’s like my broom has a better social life than I do, but hey, at least it keeps the slot machines from getting too dusty.
I can totally relate! It’s funny how we end up spending more time with our cleaning tools than actual coworkers. My mop’s got some better gossip than half the staff.
Haha, totally! I think my vacuum has a better social life too. Ever thought about switching it up and chatting with the mop instead? @ellmart might have some good stories.